Long, long ago and far, far away
In the mystical land of Kwenikilay,
On the banks of the river Gobalagoo
Lay two little towns, whose people were few.
On the east river bank, next to Needleweed Wood,
The small rural town of Tundaloo stood.
On the opposite bank, sitting right 'cross the river,
Was the neighboring town of Southern Findivver.