Although the two towns were quite close together,
They just wouldn't speak to each other, not ever!
Tundaloovians had sworn as they looked 'cross the river,
"No one shall ever talk with one from Findivver!
They're weird, they're strange, they're different from us.
We don't mean to be nasty, we don't want to fuss,
But we shall not abide them, our position is clear:
At all cost, avoid them, year after year!"
But that's long ago, and much time has gone by.
Though they still keep their distance, few are sure why.
